Egg madness

Yesterday, for some reason, Ezekiel and Malachi decided that it would be great fun to throw eggs onto the kitchen floor in an attempt to help them "hatch". Eight eggs later, the entire kitchen floor was covered in a layer of disgusting yolk. So there I was, up until 11pm scrubbing the floors with soap, trying to get the mess cleaned up. Because I have such a problem with germs related to food stuffs, I ended up bleaching the floor as well. Now this would have been bad enough, but today Ezekiel ran into the kitchen and decided to throw another egg, just to keep us on our toes. Then later on in the day, after playing nicely outside and not two minutes after walking into the house, he decides to throw two more eggs. Fine. Well, Ezekiel of course gets in trouble each time he does this so of course he learns his lesson. On the way home I receive a phone call: Ezekiel handed Malachi some eggs for HIM to throw. Apparently he thought it would be perfectly fine to throw the eggs via proxy through his little brother. WRONG!